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RIPOFF OF DESTINY'S JOKE EVENT
- Blah blah blah
- Sometin you wrote
- 1k for prize
- -facepalm-
- DO ET
Any questions, ask away...
Is that chest hair? Damn.
Ok. Think of a funny joke. Write it down here, as long as it's yours, and if it is funny enuf, you will get first place and win 1k.
This is going on for ONE WEEK.
AKA = ends next Tuesday
ONLY FIRST PLACE
This is going on for ONE WEEK.
AKA = ends next Tuesday
ONLY FIRST PLACE
Is that chest hair? Damn.
There was this hippy on a bus one day, and on a stop by the church, a nun came on to the bus. The hippy said, "Want to have sex?"And the nun politely said no and got off on the next stop. The bus driver said to the hippy, Ï know how to make the nun have sex with you. Go to the church at 7:00 on sunday, disguized as jesus and order her to have sex with you. It will work.
So sunday comes by, and the hippy comes to the church at 7:00. The nun is there just in time. The hippy, wearing a wig, white robes and glowing powder says, "You have been faithful to me, but to prove your faith entirely, you must have sex with me."
The nun agrees but asks to have it from the back so she would keep her virginity. After they are done, the hippy pulls off his mask and says, "Haha! Im the hippy!" Seconds later, the nun pulls off the mask and yells, "Haha! Im the bus driver!"
So sunday comes by, and the hippy comes to the church at 7:00. The nun is there just in time. The hippy, wearing a wig, white robes and glowing powder says, "You have been faithful to me, but to prove your faith entirely, you must have sex with me."
The nun agrees but asks to have it from the back so she would keep her virginity. After they are done, the hippy pulls off his mask and says, "Haha! Im the hippy!" Seconds later, the nun pulls off the mask and yells, "Haha! Im the bus driver!"
