*angervent*
So, I got Portal today. When I first installed it, the annoying Steam had to update itself, fine and all except the fact I'm using dial-up. Then I try to play Portal itself, and it trys to update itself before I can even play it. I try disabling the autoupdate, and it doesn't do anything. So I sit through the long update process. Finally, it's 100% ready to be played. I launch it. I start the first level. Everything's going fine until I walk through the first portal. Boom, Bang, Crash! Out of frustration, I start Googling what could be the problem, I find out that it's my shitty Intel graphics card. I look at some official Steam articles which list a few fixes that may help. I try them both, I still crash at the first portal. Then I /wrist'd quite alot. I spent $20 dollars and half a day downloading shit on dial-up for nothing. /wrist /wrist /wrist
Laugh at my expense. DO IT NAOGH. *fires shot*