Oh those Atheists they think this is the work of their 'science' little do they know it is a sign from the Chvrch. Those naive Atheist scum should train their spies better, The Hubble Space Telescope has been fooled once again. One eye bigger than the other? I think we all know what is happening here.
Praise be to Beattie. Oh how he smiles down on us from the heavens.