I would just like to introduce myself... I am the Allmighty Manifesto Himself ManBreakfast. Feel free to just call me ManBreakfast, though. I am what you'd call a l337 n00b. I try all the stupid moves nobody ever really thinks of, and somehow turn it into a strategy. I'm like that guy who invented Drunken Fist.

I have 4 of my favorites here... my 4 best SIGNATURE MOVES.

It's in caps because it's special

In order, these are the 4...

Backflip Crotch Slam
A flipping throw where the other dude lands with his face in your crotch

Crotch-To-Face
A pelvic thrust attack, with a special victory leap at the end.

Face Rape Attack
Aptly named, you kinda latch onto their head and proceed to do.. something... to it. Not exactly rape, but close enough.

Face-To-Crotch
This is before I knew how to grab. I managed to create the ultimate humiliating move. I'm not even going to describe it... you really just have to see what I can do with a severed head, as if the name doesn't give it away.

I want people to post their best moves up here, for us all to enjoy. Um... please?

Oh yeah... these are completely mine. Honestly. I haven't seen these before, so to the best of my knowledge, I did it first. So pleeeease don't bash me if they're "not mine', k?

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