Okay, so here's going to be our own shitpost story thread. Basically just read a few posts to get the jist and add onto it with at least 5 sentences.

I'll begin with:


One fateful day, as I stumbled upon this shit show called Toribash, I realized I no longer had any chance at having a life. I'm spending thousands upon thousands of hours in-game, then finally I stop and ask myself "y tho?" Trying to justify my time wasted here, I compliment the complexity of the game. Ironically enough, can't even enjoy the game's complexity whenever you consider all the glitches and toxicity in the community. That's why recently I decided I want to ..... (continue someone)