Hey, so me and some of the Tribe guys were talking and we started asking;

"Who would win in a real life fight between the clans of Toribash? Anchorman style."

[9:00 PM] One Bang Dan: parrot would probably win by sheer numbers
[9:00 PM] One Bang Dan: icky's a blacksmith, he'd bring weapons


[9:00 PM] elvis: that would be AS

[9:01 PM] Lexx: We'd obviously win UssR
[9:01 PM] Lexx: cause they're like 16-17 yo


Ok so, preface, you can't just say "this clan cos x"
You gotta think out your reasoning, go in depth if you can.

I feel like NO would probably do some stomping, ed's got mosins. Chac's a body builder and, until recently, siku would've run train on some people.

I only really know Tribe well, and I know Onzu has knives. Like, a lot of them. Lexx is a boxer. Orko is basically Naruto.
Also the average height of Tribe is somehow like 6ft. Daxx and Solax throwing the average. I'd be a drawback cos my crippled ass would get pounded in the first wave.

mb T cos I don't think anyone could bring themselves to harm shook.

Tell me your thoughts.




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