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Tarlan
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WHAT A POEM!


HELLO TORIBASHIANS!


Our cool team (me and me) are glad to present you a new superevent!

Word is the thing that can do everything in our lives.
Today we will find out the best poet in toribash world! (except me, cuz I'm best at almost everything)

Objective:
Make a 2 or 4 lined poem.

Rules:
It has to be toribash related.

Example:
Violets are blue, roses are red
Toribash toribash
or something like that.

Prize:
20,000 TC for 1st place.
Grip sound + Sapphire Force + Poker Poet Hat for 2nd place

Deadline:
24/06/18

GOOD LUCK
HAVE FUN
BE COOL
LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER.
08/06/2018 SOLD GLADIATOR EMOTES FOR 6K
23/05/2018 - WON ES TOURNEY USING ONLY GOATSE.
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Old 1 Week Ago   #41
hugsteur
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Toribash is an incredible FLAVOUR
Like the PARKOUR
There are a lot of kiss in PARIS
I'm waiting for an OASIS.
Coucou les musulmans moi je mange la glace
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Old 1 Week Ago   #42
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Tarlan got shrekt
O mae wa mou shindeiru.
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Old 1 Week Ago   #43
Divine
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hey hey hey
its fat albert
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Old 1 Week Ago   #44
Embry0nic
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Roses are red
TK is dead
Aikido is gay
Bring back TK
is kyure alive?
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Old 1 Week Ago   #45
Ulyss
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A long time ago, i was young and so lovely,
Some time ago, i was an adolescent guy,
Yesterday, i had my first job and left it lol.
Wanna know why ? I just found a great fighting game.

Toribash it was called, hell yeah my big dude.
Tori and Uke, fighting in many user's mods,
That beatiful blood sport that i wont ever stop

Everydays, I play toribash really hard
It is my drug, my Weed, my LSD... My love !
I play Aikido , I play MSDSBUTWITHDICKSTHATKILLSYOU.TBM !
Banned with my first account, in the great zt's

Now on an alt, i keep playing boxshu.tbm
A day , I will probably go play in lenshu
Instead of staying playing in the aikido.
-----
I know its only 2 or 4 lines, it was just for joking
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So there's the true participation:

Toribash, a true lovely blood sport action game,
Aikido, boxshu, lenshu, tk or even wushu_epeen
Esported over all the world and over all the univers
I'm in love with this game, its my new gf.

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Old 1 Week Ago   #46
Hattersin
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Toribash poem.
Toribash shmoem.
Assez lourdes apparemment car elles pèsent tout comme elles restent
Pendant des semaines de galère où je rame à tout défaire
M'émanciper de ses affaires, tiens regarde, je ne sais pas le faire

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Old 1 Week Ago   #47
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Add some dp,
Place your bets,
Watch your heads,
Protect your necks,
Your sponsor lost,
It's big regrets,
All debating,
who's the best,
Who's a god,
And who gets rekt,
He bet his check,
Now he's in debt.
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Old 6 Days Ago   #48
Voidexxx
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Roses are red,
Toribash is cool,
Some people say it aint,
But I dont really care.
At the end of every conversations nobody gives a sh*t
- MiniLadd
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Old 6 Days Ago   #49
XtraLife
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TB was nice tb was quaint, But When i saw these replays
I thought maybe it ain't, because night after night
day after day I realized this is what happens,
when TB's MEMES GET TOO DANK...

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Old 6 Days Ago   #50
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i speak for everyone when i say
banning people is really gay.

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