A farmer had a horse. He saw a guy walking past him, and told him: ''I'll give ya 100 bucks if you make my horse laugh.'' And so he tried. As he walked out from where the horse was, the farmer heard the horse laughing. He gave the guy the money and he walked away. The next day the same guy came past the farmer. He told him: ''I'll give ya 100 bucks if you make my horse cry.'' And he tried. As the guy walked out from where the horse was, the farmer asked: ''How did you do that?''. The guy replied:'' Yesterday I told your horse my weiner was bigger than his. Today I showed it to him.''