Toribash
This man walks into a bar and says "ouch"

Old enough to pee, old enough for me.
Ryan: You cant beat Snoop Dog StellarNinja: I have a song with an electric bagpipe solo Ryan: ... FUCKING PLAY IT
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How do you make a math book fun?

Throw away the book and watch TV.
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Two Guys walk into a bar

The second one should've seen it.


EDIT: This thread should be stickied.
Former Toribasher. Never any good though.
Rest in peace Tint.

What is in every man's pants, 6 inches long, that every girl want to blow?"

A farmer had a horse. He saw a guy walking past him, and told him: ''I'll give ya 100 bucks if you make my horse laugh.'' And so he tried. As he walked out from where the horse was, the farmer heard the horse laughing. He gave the guy the money and he walked away. The next day the same guy came past the farmer. He told him: ''I'll give ya 100 bucks if you make my horse cry.'' And he tried. As the guy walked out from where the horse was, the farmer asked: ''How did you do that?''. The guy replied:'' Yesterday I told your horse my weiner was bigger than his. Today I showed it to him.''
Toribash TakeOVER
<Colossus> ROFL
<Colossus> my friend got hit by a car
<Colossus> gonna go visit him. brb

[22:45:46] <Thorn> I know she likes it in the ear
[22:45:53] <Thorn> because when I put it to her mouth she turns away
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3 CRAZY monkeys escaped the zoo.

One is now stealing a Tv
One is now running on the street
And one is reading this joke.
heres agood one
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
and please stop the mama jokes it not that funny