In a gloomy and dark alley, there was a silent, lurking shadow of a person. The person was wearing a torn condom. Nobody knows just how dangerous his condom is. Because that condom possessed scary powers which can defeat all household germs that can pollute a woman's sink. With his power he could eradicate an entire nation of polluted fruits and vegetables alike. He obtained this weapon of mass destruction by defeating the all powerful, president of the

In a gloomy and dark alley, there was a silent, lurking shadow of a person. The person was wearing a torn condom. Nobody knows just how dangerous his condom is. Because that condom possessed scary powers which can defeat all household germs that can pollute a woman's sink. With his power he could eradicate an entire nation of polluted fruits and vegetables alike. He obtained this weapon of mass destruction by defeating the all powerful, president of the notorious Book Club.

In a gloomy and dark alley, there was a silent, lurking shadow of a person. The person was wearing a torn condom. Nobody knows just how dangerous his condom is. Because that condom possessed scary powers which can defeat all household germs that can pollute a woman's sink. With his power he could eradicate an entire nation of polluted fruits and vegetables alike. He obtained this weapon of mass destruction by defeating the all powerful, president of the notorious Book Club. Ain't no way

In a gloomy and dark alley, there was a silent, lurking shadow of a person. The person was wearing a torn condom. Nobody knows just how dangerous his condom is. Because that condom possessed scary powers which can defeat all household germs that can pollute a woman's sink. With his power he could eradicate an entire nation of polluted fruits and vegetables alike. He obtained this weapon of mass destruction by defeating the all powerful, president of the notorious Book Club. Ain't no way to poop out

In a gloomy and dark alley, there was a silent, lurking shadow of a person. The person was wearing a torn condom. Nobody knows just how dangerous his condom is. Because that condom possessed scary powers which can defeat all household germs that can pollute a woman's sink. With his power he could eradicate an entire nation of polluted fruits and vegetables alike. He obtained this weapon of mass destruction by defeating the all powerful, president of the notorious Book Club. Ain't no way to poop out what has to

In a gloomy and dark alley, there was a silent, lurking shadow of a person. The person was wearing a torn condom. Nobody knows just how dangerous his condom is. Because that condom possessed scary powers which can defeat all household germs that can pollute a woman's sink. With his power he could eradicate an entire nation of polluted fruits and vegetables alike. He obtained this weapon of mass destruction by defeating the all powerful, president of the notorious Book Club. Ain't no way to poop out what has to be the most

In a gloomy and dark alley, there was a silent, lurking shadow of a person. The person was wearing a torn condom. Nobody knows just how dangerous his condom is. Because that condom possessed scary powers which can defeat all household germs that can pollute a woman's sink. With his power he could eradicate an entire nation of polluted fruits and vegetables alike. He obtained this weapon of mass destruction by defeating the all powerful, president of the notorious Book Club. Ain't no way to poop out what has to be the most delicious

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In a gloomy and dark alley, there was a silent, lurking shadow of a person. The person was wearing a torn condom. Nobody knows just how dangerous his condom is. Because that condom possessed scary powers which can defeat all household germs that can pollute a woman's sink. With his power he could eradicate an entire nation of polluted fruits and vegetables alike. He obtained this weapon of mass destruction by defeating the all powerful, president of the notorious Book Club. Ain't no way to poop out what has to be the most delicious condom sink juice ever. So

Look, people. Keep the story intelligible. This whole last sentence is retarded. Tom Paine, do we have to restrict your story access?

My apologies. I tried to retie it in at the end. I suck though. Just restart





In a gloomy and dark alley, there was a silent, lurking shadow of a person. The person was wearing a torn condom. Nobody knows just how dangerous his condom is. Because that condom possessed scary powers which can defeat all household germs that can pollute a woman's sink. With his power he could eradicate an entire nation of polluted fruits and vegetables alike. He obtained this weapon of mass destruction by defeating the all powerful, president of the notorious Book Club of Hentai Porn