Yup.

Have you ever got shot?

Yesh many times.

Have you ever got caught fappin'?

Once I came within milliseconds of my mother finding out... I was fcking lucky lol.

Have you ever played tennis against someone half your age and lost horribly?

Jup, I am bad in tennis.

Have you ever touched your own or someone elses poop?

Stepped on, so yes.

Have you ever fell horribly and broke your chin?

No, but I have broken my ankle before.

Have you ever, literally, pissed yourself from stage fright while about to act in a play?

No, i have never had stagefright, and i have been on stage infront of 6000 peoples

Have you ever broke someones glass with a football?

Yurp.

Have you ever literally kissed some ass?