then when your eyes popped out of your head they wouldnt go back in 0_0

i wish i was bugs bunny

then daffy duck and elmer fudd would team up an take revenge on you!

i wish i had a 'make a chrismas ham appear out of thin air' machine

what is with you and ham?

your machine would make too much ham and an angry mob would storm your house for it

i wish my wireless internet would work

then ur brother will lock you in a cage and use it for you

i wish i had enough christmas lights to cover my house

Then your house would burn down due to too much heat exposure from all the lights.

i wish our clan were more forum active...

it would get overactive and burn out the pages

i wish i could see a liger [tiger and lion crossbreed]

It would eat your head

I wish i could never have headaches

then you'd have brainaches

i wish i could change my age whenever i wanted to!

then you would...hmmmm... ... ... ... ... ... ah ha! you would not be able to ge a reliable birth certificate and not ever get a job or anything else. (idk)

i wish i could have more friends

ur "friends" would turn out to be gay men and rape you

i wish i owned a buisness!