I'm gonna go ahead and not use the date as an excuse to be even more of a dick than normal.

He would probably notice the color of paste

no no no smaffy
he use some toothpaste that says herbal shit and colored green.
I hope he doesn't notice the difference XD

My mom and dad will go out tomorow...

I'm gonna prank my little sister by.... decapitating her? uhm... i'm gonna act like a serial killer

Guys, try to not turn into a victim of somebody's joke on the first april. It will destroy your plans)

Meh , last year i got pranked.
As usual , I slept in the class , somebody knot up my shoes . My friend told me to go to the IT room (subject transition) , I landed face first.

gonna mess with someone until he is destroyed and also gonna try and get people to think im a brony

I'll screw the moderators Kiddin.... Uhm....

I have a lot of plans :/
It takes energy... since i'm lazy, i'll not do those pranks :/

Uhm... well... here is a fun fact

(I KNOW I'M RANDOM SO PLEASE...)

Lazy fact number 32588541256
You did not read the number

^ Did i get you there *idiotic face*

I remember april fools day last year, when I logged into toribash in the morning it said "Welcome, hampa", I was like YEAAA.

I checked my Tc, and it was still the same. Then I realised everyone was logged in as hampa, and peoples name had been mixed up. I wonder what the staff are planning this year...

I quess I do the same trick I did last year, because I lack originality

I ask my friend to call my other friend (bonus points if those two have not met each other) and it is going somewhat like this:

"Is this Suicidal Hotline?"
"...No, this is *"
"FUCK, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!"

Then play gunshot effect via computer and wait for results

Last year were pretty hilarious, I called my female friend, and after that she freaked out, went to get boyfriend and after a while, My other female friend took phone and the conversation went pretty much like this:

"Oh my god! What happened!?"
"I don't know, he just called me and asked if it was Suicidal Hotline and when I said no, he shot himself!"
"My poor friend, I should have seen this coming from miles away, He have had some suicidal intentions, but I never took him seriously, But I hope my friend Fools April can finally find peace..."
"I'm so sorr~ wait, could you repeat that name?"
"Why, did you know him? why did you not stop him!?"
"No no, I just think I did not get that name right..."
"He is called Fools April, why?"
"..."

"God fucking damn it, Tell me who the fuck made this joke and I fucking strangle him!"

At this point, I took the phone

"Hi there, did you have lovely conversation with Fools April?"
"Curse you to the depths of hell khelbel, i'm seriously gonna kill you"


Fun times