Soon you will marry my ex turantulaturtle in law twice removed, also you will die in a car accident at exactly 12 : 34 pm tomorrow, and i will also dump a bucket of razors on your dick when you are masturbating tonight because your wife left her playboy magazines on the bed last night, AND YOU WILL LOOK DOWN AND CUM, IN YOUR EYES, then you will go blind and a snapping turtle will try to suck your dick and bite down and chop it off!!
Edit: i am saving this as my signature lolz
Edit: Edit: Damn too long XD
Last edited by Ball; Apr 19, 2010 at 05:41 AM.