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Tint's Family
So, I feel like tint is more of a family then a clan.
So post here and I'll give my thoughts on what family member you are ;)

Positions:


Kristis: Father
Zinx: Mother
Rayleigh: British guy, probably Oscar Wilde
Celloman: Child prodigy who is molested by Zinx on occasion. Excellent at TF2.
Toast: Lovable bread bought at Sam's Club.
Trials: Fairy God Mother
Hyde: Gamer Uncle (Obese)
BondyLox: Drunk Uncle
Erth: Family Dog. No walk for you
Assassin8r: Scottish baby
Meamme0: Zinx's brother (So the families' uncle) who is actually a dog
Arglax: Annoying Fly that is afraid of people
TomPaine: Adopted Asian baby
Eureka: Troubled adolescent
Virtue: Crazy step dad who's trying to kill Zinx
Drake: Nerdy chess player
Alejandro: Sells tacos on a stick in horrible conditions, making only a few cents a day, while all of his profits go to BondyLox who immediately wipes his ass with it
Tamashii: Adopted, abused child
Tekro: Did you ever come home from Afghanistan?
ChuckNinja: Lovable aunt who smokes. Marijuana that is.
Dinis: House DJ. Worst purchase of Kristis's life.
Tryton: Bitch, please. 110k for an avatar?
Ponz0: He's climbin' yo' windows; snatchin' yo' people up.
Barreta: Marauding artist who happened to have assassinated Kim Jong Fine. He was known as Kim Jong Kill, but the name didn't stick.
PredatorC: Neighbor who walks into our house and asks for eggs. He's unemployed.
Hayz: Servant who dresses up like a ninny.
Slaugther: Robotic Cyborg who constantly molests his meat grinding parts.
ARMIN0: Creepy guy who lives in the families' hedges.
Last edited by Rayleigh; Feb 27, 2012 at 06:37 AM.