in the cinema is a new sexfilm it starts at 9 o`cock -two and a half man,jake

Possibly the most exaggerated quote, if not the funniest.

In case you don't see the video screen...

The quote isn't that bad, it's the delivery that's awful. @ Troll 2 dude

you want somthing clyde hush puppies daddy we have no time for that crap

lol probably this one from Scott Pilgrim vs The World

From Cool Runnings:

Sanka: I'm the driver.

Irv: You're not. You're the brakeman.

Sanka: You don't understand, I am Sanka Coffie, I am the best pushcart driver in all of Jamaica! I must drive! Do you dig where I'm coming from?

Irv: Yeah, I dig where you're coming from.

Sanka: Good.

Irv: Now dig where I'm coming from. I'm coming from two gold medals. I'm coming from nine world records in both the two- and four-man events. I'm coming from ten years of intense competition with the best athletes in the world.

Sanka: That's a hell of a place to be coming from..

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know."

- Groucho Marx as Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding, in “Animal Crackers”

I literally wet myself when I heard that. Sure I was only like 6 and I did that all the time anyway, but still... hilarious...