Whoops, wrong account
Anyway, thanks for the help. I am going to tell you how it went out

Closing this thread for now seeing that the problem seems to be resolved. Feel free to reopen it to give us an update c:

YUS! A buddy just checked my PC and saw the ram stick
He: That's not even in there.
Me: Can't be. I almost raped it trying to get it in there.
He: *pushes one side above the RAM stick* *click*
That stupid thing only fits on one side. Well, it works!
Moral: Buy some new crap, Dell stuff sux, Never trust people with goatees.