Toribash
Disregard the note. Again. and when the short guy comes to kick you stab him in the torso, and scream "Don't touch my oreos bitch."
[12:04] <@Jarmund> the only thing that could make it even clearer that he didn't have a woman, would be if he played WoW
[21:20] <blkk> what does fap mean?
Kill the guy that kicked you with the poison lint. Then, add "Bones" to your inventory. Also, add "Note" to your inventory. Afterwards, use the bed leg to cut yourself in a non-vital area, and write an S.O.S. note on the note (in blood). Then, use the blanket to stop the bleeding, and use the bones as a lure to attract an animal that you may use to attach the note to, and hope for a rescue.
[elite] Sarutobi ~ Ryland Gomez [elite]
cover sword and stone with blanket so your not touching the stone or sword, make a makeshift shaft with bedleg (hollow it out with spear) read the note.
Judo King
lay on the ground and cry

(and btw, thanks for my new avvy)
<Crooked> I'd say spartan, cause if he's tough enough to digest ungodly amounts of alcohol he clearly has the best body
/smell note
/read note
/follow note instructions
/wrap your blanket around the sword and pull
- its been a while
Originally Posted by zipil View Post
masturbate untill some thing cool happens

NO. DO WHAT I SAID NAO.
THEN, GRAB THE (CENSORED) SWORD AND THE SMALL GUY'S CLOTHES. DO ET.
Last edited by BlackPulse; Apr 15, 2009 at 04:02 AM.
Is that chest hair? Damn.