Find as many people who are capable of killing 1000 zombies a day with a gun
Find a nice house
Put electric fences around my house
Make a farm in my backyard
Steal 3 truckloads of guns and ammo just in case a huge wave of zombies somehow climb over the electric fence

Now it's a happily ever after

wait, zombies are dead?

wouldn't they just fall apart after a few days? if the were dead, I'd keep like, a million maggots around. They would just eat the zombies.

Zombie kills human
Human kills maggot
Maggot kills Zombie

new rock paper scisssors!

No they're not dead.
If they were dead then why the fuck would the zombie keep breathing, eating, running, chasing etc

In some zombie movies they come from the ground
Known as the un-dead

In some other zombie movies they're just infected with some mutated diesease
Still living, still breathing
This type of story is more believable nowadays

Zombies coming from the ground is so 40s.

a microbial infection that reanimates bones. 40's meets '10's

Im going to go the hospital near me and camp on the roof until a helicopter comes hahaha... or just stay in my house. and fight em off there.

all this talk about zombies and only gamers and fat people available to shoot... D: im depressed. they arent REAL zombies... T.T

my plan: Buy tons, and i mean TONS of blankets, pillows, other big quilts and such things as this, fill a whole room with them, lock the door, barricade it with wood, nails, steel planks, big dresser in front of all that just in case, build a tiny ass hut in the corner of the room made of wooden planks to lay in, find me in that becuase the whole room is filled with blankets, have a loaded gun sitting on the window sill, just in case some idiot zombie DOES come inside, empty almost the whole clip exceppt one into theyre all dead, re-barricade door, laod gun again, but a single bullet on the window sill next to my gun with my name on it, eat and sleep until i see military planes flying above me, then come out of my hiding place, embrase fresh air and live happily ever after.EDIT: who likes my idea?

Grab me 2 katanas and a shotgun and run out into the open yelling FOR SPARTA!

Look at this plan. i read the survival guide. Since i live in quebec canada ( there is a lot of forest) forest = animal and no human living there. Ill take a group of 4 ppl a femal or 2 and the rest male. Female for u know wat. Male are stronger. Bring a book How to survive in te nature
Weapon- Crowbar /its the best melee weapon/ My rifle (with this i can easily headshot zombie)
Lots of food. My water filtrer (quebec as lots of river).
And wait 5 years decomposition of the zombie. RAWR


PS: Neva wait for the military/ move everyday / stretch and use ya mind (and youll survive this)
Tell me if u have something better

stick with me, we could have FUN surviving!