I spent this morning cutting trees with an axe and using that wood to stoke a bonfire which I used to cook a few pounds of deer meat I killed myself.
Then I went back inside my house to comb my beard and my mustache before cracking open a cold one with the boys over a game of football.
I then fucked some chicks in my lion hide bed while chanting in a forgotten native language before going into my bathroom to take an ice cold shower and put on some old spice deodorant.
After this I went outside and went for a 3 week hike, eating only the plants and animals I found in the wild. While sleeping on a hard rock at night I came across a bear that tried to gnaw on me. Luckily I sleep with my eyes open and I backflipped over it and killed it with a choke. I skinned said bear with karate chops and used its pelt as a jacket as I made my way to a nearby volcano.
Man's not hot. Never hot.
In the volcano I fell deep down into the depths to rip out some diamonds by hand. I then walked home (barefoot btw) and delivered said diamonds to my wife, whom I fucked in bed thereafter.
