Damn this shit ended and I didn't get a chance to do it lol well heres mine just for Lolz

Thar he was, all too famous Jetsnix. He was kidnapped one day and thrown through 4 tables and into the back of a dump truck. Everyone cried at the fact that their savior was missing. Then among the meloncolly croud came these men. They each had a waffle fucking another waffle on their left asscheeks. They hijacked the dumptruck and saved Jetsnix. But powas, drunk as he can be, accidentally pressed the button to dump the load. The Famous Jetsnix was trapped under 4 tons of sand. All that was visable was his asscheek with the waffle buttsecks tattoo hanging out of the sand. Powas shrugged, walk away laughing and gulped some more beer, soon to forget this all by next morning.

:3

Lol, great job, Jet.

thank you very much :3

So, does no one win? ^.-

Work work work work and shit.
Didin't even find time to read like half of those, gotta do it finally
Edit: gonna sent prizes to Kill and Saint

Odd place for it chicken, but that animation is wonderful

i got 3k

Thank you. Actually I thought Saint would've won. Her story was excellent (20+ points for the mood music.) But, then again, I could really use the tc.