Toribash
Originally Posted by daman View Post
Wow long story

has anyone noticed my story is 1 1/2 lines longer (or possibly 1 3/4)
Gir:I saw a Squirrel. He was doin like this *snicking sounds*
I read it
Its just that I like his better because it has a tale to it
Part of the [Revolution]
did you see the part that said he made out with the fat and ugly princess
Gir:I saw a Squirrel. He was doin like this *snicking sounds*
Originally Posted by Ofillusion View Post
Story
Ounce lived a Prince who was soon to be leader, but one day his Evil step Brother gave him , known to be Kool-aid, BUT then ounce the prince drank it he became a weird, ugly Object.then he could not be the king because his father did not know if that was him, so his Evil step brother became the new king and the Prince was set a side. then Horror Grew into the Prince eyes as he watched them , honor his step brother. so he would cry, in anger but soon he could not take it, so he ran into his step brother's room and said now you should die! but by the time he said that he had 20 gaurds on him so he ran and decaped all of them 1 by 1 then he graved his step brother and snaped his neck, then the police were coming for him so he ran, but the one man that was able to live said he could not remeber how he looked, the man said he looked kinda Illusion'i. so then he was known to be called "Ofillusion". soon he was lost and meet some very mad skilled fighter's, who were training. so Ofillusion said "can i join"
then i a skillfull fighter named Andsyon said 1st we have to see your skill, so then Ofillusion was good enough, so BHS, and andyson gave him a warm welcome, and so did every body else, so then he said Ofillusion we are going to have our own "Revolution" on who desagree with us. And then a Super FAT and Ugly Princess came and said hey i want to have Six with you. It sure was great to be back in the bed with that fatass.

THE END.

See? Proof. (Read the end of it)
Gir:I saw a Squirrel. He was doin like this *snicking sounds*
Chief's Second (And A LOT LONGER)Story
Once there was a person whom went by the name of chief. He was me. My life sucked
THE END. jk. He never did anything. unless it invovled guns I did not care about anything. He got invited to a gun testing shop. I was testing out the sniper when Random insane ppl started attacking us!
I ran to the furnace room with a sniper, pistol, and 2 frags. I ran down many steps and heard the others following me. At the bottom of the steps I almost tripped over a lancer. Then I heard the leader say everyones names. "<Leader>Hey bhsninja, go to the right with daman. Flaje, you and Ofillusion go down the left path. I'll go straight to him. <Flaje> But Andyson he is fully armed and we are not <Andyson/Leader>I don't care they stole my weapons and we get them back. One way or another.<Chief>*Looks at door that says "Revo's Weapons"*So that must be the Revolution squad! but how do I tell them?" So chief Ran down 2 more flights of stairs and right as I pulled out My lancer I saw Flaje and Ofillusion. It freaked me out so I fired right away. The bullet hit Flaje right in the eye and he was dead. As Ofillusion knelt down I ran and jumped over him. I then slid next to the door and waited. Right there I had 4 SMGs aiming at me. I tapped on the sign with my lancer and told them that these guns were reserved for them. So I unlocked it and let them in. They then decided I had such good aim I could join them.THREE DAYS LATER
"RUN TO THE PLATFORM ON THAT HILL!" We were under attack by serveral different clans. They were angry that Revo blew up the gun shop (2 days ago).
(Note: To make things simple A=Andyson R=RandomNinja C=Chief D=Daman O=Ofillusion) "<o>Dude there's 172 no 3 people down there!" "<R>Andyson kick that boulder and make it smash the stairs!" "<A>Dude do you want to be trapped up here?" "<R>No just do it!" *kick* *Loud smashing sounds* "<D> oh shi they got snipers! but only some of 'em" "<C> I got a Sniper" A,R,O,D starts shootin the close range people with Lancers and HammerBursts while C starts snipin people everywhere. "<C>Got 1!... Got 2!, 3!,4!,27!, 89!!!, 95!!!!," there was only 7 people left but they were all hiding. "<A>wait what about the new Recruit, Vamp_09?" "<c>oh emm gee! He is down there with a shotgun destroyin people!" "<v> Hey Guys I got all six! unless there is sev..." POW! "<Everyone>He is/ He's Hurt/ In pain! " Kill that guy! Long story short Bad guy=Dead Vamp= Rushed to hospital and healed. Thats when Me Chief was awarded Most Head Shots In the World. "<C>Hey Did you know this all started on the day of the incineration of the gun shop? Let me tell you the story" One night Revo had just got their guns back. Chief, Grumpyman and Ramenlover were sent to keep watch over the place. (Considering andyson blew the door up.) We waited in the alley next to the gun shop. I fell asleep while G and RL saw three robberies. they could not stop any of them because andyson forgot to give them their guns but I still had a supercharged Explosive in my pocket. They slipped in went to the boiler room, Put the timer to 10:00 mins and ran to wake me up. They said that some people saw us and they had a Rocket Launcher when they went in. I believed them. We hopped in the Pick-up Truck and took off When we were 3 Miles Away THey said that they were really going to blow up the factory because there was to many robbers. I Freaked out and told them to turn around and then we saw a HUGE explosion and a leg fell in the back. The next Day no one knew who did it until the end of the day. Someone found a Piece of the explosive and it sayed PROPERTY OF REVOLUTION. Then the war started at midnight we ran to a very snowy place and ran to the edge where the mountain was. We saw them all coming and A told us to go up the ledge. And Everyone knows the rest.

MY BIGGEST STORY EVER! I EDITED IT AND MADE IT LONGER!


Last edited by chief; Dec 14, 2008 at 05:03 AM.
Gir:I saw a Squirrel. He was doin like this *snicking sounds*
yo, how come I'm not in there, and ramenlover? :/
On 18, 2008 of the year August, we shall have tea. The following day we eat anyone wearing purple clothes. Then we get into tanks, drive a mile away from each other, and start firing random shells into the air. First one to hit the other tank gets a 5 second head start in the 1 legged race.

In the one legged race, you will be hogtied and forced to compete in the Boston marathon using your penis only. We shall also set down bear traps, landmines, barbed wire, and floating thumbs. Your penis will be painted to resemble an illusion that looks like a 3-D steak; as a result, several Dobermen and Rottweilers we will be taking for a walk that morning which have been starved the previous week may attack.
ok I put you in at the flash back of the Destruction of the gun shop.
Gir:I saw a Squirrel. He was doin like this *snicking sounds*
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Last edited by grumpyman2; Dec 14, 2008 at 05:30 AM.
On 18, 2008 of the year August, we shall have tea. The following day we eat anyone wearing purple clothes. Then we get into tanks, drive a mile away from each other, and start firing random shells into the air. First one to hit the other tank gets a 5 second head start in the 1 legged race.

In the one legged race, you will be hogtied and forced to compete in the Boston marathon using your penis only. We shall also set down bear traps, landmines, barbed wire, and floating thumbs. Your penis will be painted to resemble an illusion that looks like a 3-D steak; as a result, several Dobermen and Rottweilers we will be taking for a walk that morning which have been starved the previous week may attack.
Originally Posted by grumpyman2 View Post
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spam. Spam. Spam. yo Grumpy dont spam alot ok?


and cheif i didnt write that thing about the fat Princes.
Clan/Org's: [GATA] /[Wushu Leaguevl.2] [Jolly Roger]
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<b[No]Stupinator>: Wat server with so many grat players
<b[No]Stupinator>: I Notice you Ofi :D
<WL[JollyR]Ofillusion>: Im awsome stup?
<b[No]Stupinator>: Oyea:D