[22:32:54] *** Chirs ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ bows ***
[22:34:43] *** Rumour teabags chirs when he bows ***
[22:35:09] *** Chirs ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ enjoys it ***
[22:35:21] *** Rumour is slightly disturbed ***
[22:35:28] *** Rumour only slightly ***
[22:35:32] *** Chirs ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ knows that ***
[22:35:42] *** Rumour starts to cry ***
[22:36:15] *** Chirs ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ licks Rumour's tears and gets a hard-on ***
[22:36:41] *** Rumour calls a therapist ***
[22:36:52] *** Chirs ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ is a the-rapist ***
[22:37:09] *** Rumour secretly knew this only to get laid ***
[22:37:18] *** Rumour no homo ***
[22:37:27] *** Chirs ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ laughs knowing Rumour now has AIDS ***
[22:38:06] *** Rumour laughs knowing that he already had aids ***
[22:38:34] *** Chirs ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ folds his hands and starts saying weird chants ***
[22:38:43] Chirs ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ: Deus, in nómine tuo salvum me fac,
[22:38:58] Chirs ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ: et virtúte tua age causam meam.
[22:39:09] Chirs ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ: Deus, audi oratiónem meam,
[22:39:14] *** Rumour starts to levitate and feels his butthole tingle ***
[22:39:18] Rumour: chirs pls
[22:39:30] Chirs ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ: áuribus percipe verba oris mei.
[22:39:37] Chirs ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ: Nam supérbi insurréxunt contra me, et violénti quasiérunt vitam meam;
non proposuérunt Deum ante óculos suos.
[22:39:44] Chirs ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ: Ecce, Deus ádjuvat me,
óminus susténtat vitam meam.
[22:39:46] *** Rumour 's nipples start to grow three feet long ***
[22:39:51] Chirs ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ: Retórque malum in adversários meos,
et pro fidelitáte tua déstrue ilos.
[22:39:59] Chirs ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ: Voluntárie sacrificábo tibi,
celebrábo nomen tuum, Dómine, quia bonum est.
[22:40:05] Chirs ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ: Nam ex omni tribulatióne eripuit me,
et inimícos meos confúsos vidit óculos meus.
[22:40:16] *** Chirs ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ is surrounded by a golden aura ***
[22:40:21] *** Rumour starts to shake violently ***
[22:40:39] Chirs ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ: GLÓRIA PATRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[22:40:50] Rumour: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[22:40:52] *** Chirs ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ shoots a holy ray of dickbutt towards Rumour ***
[22:41:03] *** Rumour disintegrates ***
[22:41:18] *** Rumour 's ashes turn into a horde of mini dick butts ***
[22:41:20] Chirs ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ: .......we're weird.
[22:41:29] Rumour: you mean to tell me this isn't normal?
[22:41:44] Rumour: next youll say that beating off on my dog is frowned upon
[22:41:55] Chirs ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ: hahahahahaha