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I once had a virus on a client's computer that uninstalled and broke ALL LAN and WLAN devices' drivers. That was fun, it then continued to break various other settings and make windows' Data Execution Prevention run on the simplest of programs from cmd.exe to tskmanager.exe... Regardless, wiped, and reinstalled.
I got tons when I first got back onto the internet. There was a good stretch of time between moving out of my parents and being able to afford a PC, so I was totally ignorant to what was up.

These were the worst ones I got

The Zlob

The Vundo.

One of them, I think it was the zlob, but I can't remember, was a downloader. So the whole time I had it it was downloading other viruses. My wallpaper changed a few times, and my screen saver changed to cockroackes crawling around eating holes in an image of my desktop. Those were the only two I got that I couldnt get rid of and had to reformat.

And ye, they came from pr0n sites, before I knew safe places to go for it.
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Originally Posted by Dragenon View Post
I had a Trojan virus. I am not actually sure what it was exactly called but I can tell you what happen when I got it.

The Trojan ate up my files and deleted some of my desktop icon. The very next day, things got worse, the virus infected 2 more files :|. From there, I knew that I am "fucked." I had Windows Defender to scan all my files but only to find that the Trojan was unable to detect.
The next thing I know, I had a fake anti-virus program running automatically. It made me defenseless, it blocked every .exe I click on. I had no choice but to reformat it.

qft i had the same thing..
i lost like 800 million in stolen credit cards.
Lel jk.

Yeah we stopped it about 90% thought my computer. and lost 90% of it.
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my worst was hm idk what it was but i have to fomat my pc cuz evrything was slloooooowwwwwww and crappy to bad to work on

btw i tryd to dl a crack for a game but i dl'd a virus....
never did that again
I once tried to download a porno screensaver.

The results. The sreen saver would immediatly pop up and would not go away. And it wasn't the hot girl I saw on the original picture; it was a meatspin spam.

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"Can't see California with Marlon Brando's eyes"

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

"She isn't real.... Can't make her real"
well i was emailed a spam site and i didn't know and when i opened it...... it deleted all my memory nothing was left and then i had no choice but to buy another computer..... RIP all my files RIP.......
[18:19] <@Noah> we penetrate every orifice with corndogs
I had a combination of trojans once, no idea on the names. Basically one didn't allow me to login. The other deleted the start bar, and only thing I could do was task manager. Which then I could launch ie from. Eventually McAfee got the login one, but not the start bar. Leaving me to a computer where I could only login. Days afterwards my father came up with the idea of booting the comp from a cd with antivirus on it via DOS. It worked, but we still had to reformat it :v.