This was actually the first post, but due to the amazing lag of my internet, only appeared now.
So it should be for free......
(if you don't pity people with poor internet speed, never mind)
'Speed doesn't kill people. It's coming to a sudden stop that kills you' - Anon
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'A witty saying proves nothing' - Anon
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'The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.' — George Bernard Shaw