Nice hooters !

I mean the owls

"Hello. I like MASHT POTAYTOEZ"

if im meeting a hot girl, i would say - "hey, im new in town. could you give me directions to your apartment?"

and my regular greeting is "fuck you"

I say 'Hai All!"

I BEAT ALL OF YOUS!!!!! guess what mine is.....Hi!!!! xD

i dont meet alot of new pwople so i just say hey and thats it

Normally when consulting local hardware-store employee's, I always start with a good "Excuse me, but do you know what masks screams better? Masking tape or duct-tape?"

"Sup."
"Did you get a haircut?"
"Gtfo."