Originally Posted by xzasdeded
My name is xzasdeded
doesn't care if not invited
ur dick is small related
u just dont know me, my popularity's faded
i know a girl named lucy
she love to eat sushi
i had to let her go cuz she wouldn't give up the coochie
but thats besides the point
her cooking was on point
she got em big thangs i like to play with them joints
burned ur house with this rhyme
paid for you a bigger one cus im rich
you said you banged my girl a thousand time?
feels brand new after the first inch
give this shit a thumbs up
yeah give this shit a thumbs up
i dont know what this about
ur mixtape is fucked up
i aint got bars i got fucking panels
your fag ass be rockin em chanel
go apply for american next top model
got these 40 dollars air j sandals
place em paint sprays cus i am a vandal
dont look at these rhymes it could be fatal
you hear that hotline bling?(ey)
your hoe is calling
fuck that bitch with a condom
std she giving be random
i know you on that 1d fandom
but im not a rapper
Best rap ever.
q
Originally Posted by Grim
Obviously,
You don't understand all of my references
Clever lines don't seem to be part of your preferences
Litre, I'm lookin at you
I mentioned Stevie Wonder and Fairly odd parents too
Avatar, teletubbies, and Winnie the pooh
I mentioned Static, Monk, Donkey, and le
I also mentioned volume cuz it goes with your name
Also Pokemon and Oj and the loss of his fame
Can't forget sparky and Vibe
Right about now you're understandin my lines
Now onto you
Stop tryna lecture me like you're such a guru
If I really wanted to I could fuckin consume you,
Like darkness and nunu
Yeah that shit is my soul food
I'm not done yet this is only the prelude
You are not a life coach
So stop tellin me what I need to do,
First look at you
I'm not gonna try,
To make you feel shitty inside
Or water your eyes
But if we're keeping score the scores 100 to 5
For me, cuz I win every time I speak
Don't be dissapointed that you can't dethrone the king
I think we need some judges to end this feud
The scoring should include
Flow and cleverness, and insults and references
Cuz static is losing fuel
And litre is repetitive, not really competitive
In fact I'm dissapointed cuz u guys are lacking originality
Come back down to earth and get a grip on reality
Thinkin you can trump me is a motherfucking fallacy
I'm a presidential candidate when it comes to rap and shit
Born with a gift I call strong work ethic
And now I'm gonna end this bit
As my lines become more redundant
per the fact that i'm eternally triumphant
Keepin my throne is my natural incumbent
Don't need Google for this shit I can just keep it comin
I'm invading this thread because youre claiming to be the king
but im the big bird and i wouldnt even take you under my wing
your usernames grim but your rhymes are looking frail
im about to show you the toribash rapper holy grail
sending you rhymes arrive in 5 business days, standard mail
talkin about girlfriends but youve never got tail
rapping in stanzas and correct grammar but ive got you against the rail
trying to look like you graduated from yale
but youre rapping like this isnt a forum
so im gonna spit all over you like a new decorum
me rapping is like an auction and im always the highest bidder
gotta keep it PG but your moms a spitter
but by the way your rapping i wish she was more of a quitter
must be mad because she gave birth to a shitter
now im going forget about grim and this rap thread
because youre so easy to beat, rapping against you doesnt give any street cred
i created the ??? emoji
like a lighter bitch we ignit
like a lighter bitch we ignit
