Nahhhhhhhh sorry slip, there can't be two beardy person in my couple.
You can be my familly dog if you want. You'll be treated well, given food, water and affection, and you'll be able to get as hairy as you wish. Deal ?
^^
Also deady, sorry this function is already taken by another french fag wannabe. He could be seen by New York those days, hanging around & with other fags of his kind. (I think they Gathered 20 or something...)