One day, there was a tori that ate a magical pizza donkey, then he turned into an alien and began his quest to ascend to the heavens and kill all green sticky elephants by smoking them in his massive cigarette which allows people to be very awesome lambs but the assassins stole the magical stick which is the key to hampa's house within that house was a big yellow slimy banana and that banana was poisoned by the curse of Hampus the third and it was get eaten by big smelly alien named Tom Scurvey. So he came to Hampa's house and Hampa gave him magic bananas and banned him from eating potatoes because the potatoes were farting rainbows that appeared to be a walrus named Josè Schleenenhosen from sweet Jamaica where people ate yellow slimy bananas and Cool Runnings. So one day he went to the heavens to check his priviledge given to him by the Mighty Rhaemondzzzkie the Great who was actually Hampa's banana spy to spy on Josè Schleenenhosen because he sneaked into the Swedish Embassy. Hampa decided to take drugs while driving a boat into the Heavens where he will reunite with his lost vibrator from rhaemond's closet to use it on eki27, crack11 and the end. Goodbye.

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