Toribash
lol esta gaja deume uma graça do crl no fim


Stranger: asl


You: 17 m


Stranger: female 16


You: where u from?


Stranger: Iowa


Stranger: u??


You: portugal


Stranger: ohh i c


You: Iowa is in the usa?


Stranger: Yes


You: thought so :P


Stranger: ya


You: what brings you to omegle?


Stranger: Sexting people


You: rofl


Stranger: lol


Stranger: \\i was jking


You: sure...


You: lol


You: jk


Stranger: lol


Stranger: you: http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/552796_209145752521248_100002774741644_285316_1633301261_n.jpg


Stranger: this is me


You: is it really you or a friend or someone you found on the internet?


Stranger: me


You: nice boots


Stranger: Thanks


You: you were expecting a dirtier observation? lol


Stranger: nahh


You: you can tell me the truth i wont think that you're crazy or something


Stranger: i thought u said boobs


You: lol what?


Stranger: nvm


Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Belt: 10th Dan ; Clan: JollyR
Orgs: ORMO, Portugal Organization and T3AL
Vai um gajo e duas mulheres a uma pizzaria.
Vira-se o gajo e diz: "É uma pizza", e o empregado pergunta "É familiar?" e o gajo responde, "Não, são duas putas".



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se a minha pila fosse açúcar a mãe do oblivion era diabética


hur hur durr

so funny

best joke eu
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