Ranking
How much can you know about yourself if you have never been in fight real-life?
deady: "Sahee (...) you bitter Pollock (...)"
Always put your smile on. People will assume you are a crazy person and won't mess with you.
<FeD> i will allow my ass being raped
One of us is cool. Tip for your life: the other one is you. <smile, as srrwb posted>
deady: "Sahee (...) you bitter Pollock (...)"
clothes don't make the man, but being naked will get you arrested.
<FeD> i will allow my ass being raped
Hey, do you want sympathy? It's in dictionary. Somewhere between shit and syphylis.
deady: "Sahee (...) you bitter Pollock (...)"
speaking of syphilis, Better to give, than to receive (true only on case of infections).
<FeD> i will allow my ass being raped
hmm I recalled one:
If someone's talking behind your back, or backstabbing you
it means that you're further forward than him/her.
deady: "Sahee (...) you bitter Pollock (...)"
Live every day like it is your last.Crawl into a corner and cry.
<FeD> i will allow my ass being raped
haha
good one. Great one actually, srrwb .

Here's another, but not so great:
Category: History.
In the past...
People were closer to each other... weapons had smaller range.
deady: "Sahee (...) you bitter Pollock (...)"