Lol, I will try.

Nasuke your signature makes me jizz.
My favorite of all time.
Drahkir never responded to me.

Maybe you made him a
offer

It looks like a penis emerging from a pool of radioactive 'goo'.

if you are making random stuff, it's hard to advice something. try to model some easy real things like a cup\pen\table\chair. when you get the main idea how to make models, go for something harder, and so on.

my poo is better then your poo

Metaball ftw, amirite? Yus I'm right.

is it... erm...
a joystick?
idk, this piece confuses me.

YES, It is a joystick. I will make something like that out of it.

And madness i believe my poo is far superior to your poo.

If I had to choose between the two poos, I'd have to go for madnesss's. That's S(x4).

NOOOOOO! lol.

Bloobing why must you make pointless threads?

Post art in the art thread >.>