The first one happened by accident, and I thought it was pretty cool.

Whoops... Uke plow

Hold all (C)
Left rotating chest
Lower left shoulder
Extend left pecs
contract both knees
Space x4
extend hips
Space x1
Raise left shoulder
Right rotating chest
Extend abs
Space x1
Contract hips
Contract abs
extend knees
Space x3
Lower left shoulder
Sticky left hand
P

Uke plows through your torso

Hand Stand kick (clean dismember)

Hold all (C)
Left rotating chest
Lower left shoulder
Extend left pecs
Contract both knees
Space x4
Raise left shoulder
Extend hips
Extend abs
Space x2
Contract abs
Contract left hip
Extend left knee
Contract left ankle
P

Kicks Ukes arm off

Also, if you don't contract the left ankle on the kick, it breaks uke's arm off at the pec instead of the shoulder, except it isn't a clean dismember.

Hand Stand kick variation (clean decap)

Hold all (C)
Left rotating chest
Lower left shoulder
Extend left pecs
Contract both knees
Space x4
Raise left shoulder
Extend left hips
Extend abs
Space x2
Contract abs
Contract left hip
Space x1
Extend left knee
Contract left ankle
Space x2
Extend right knee
P

Torso kick (Edit: Made it do more damage)

Hold(c)
Extend pecs
Lower shoulders
Contract hips
Space x1
Extend hips
Contract knees
Space x7
Raise shoulders
contract hips
Space x2
Extend knees
Contract ankles
P

Cleanly kicks Uke in half (Clean until uke's hand bumps on to you anyway...)

Torso kick variation with some weird results

Hold all (C)
Extend pecs
Lower shoulders
Contract hips
Shift-space x5
Space x1
Extend hips
Contract knees
Space x6
Raise shoulders
Contract hips
Space x2
Extend knees
P

Your feet go into Uke's leg somehow, doing 307682 damage :o


Chop it up

hold (C)
Contract pecs
Raise right shoulder
Lower left shoulder
Space x1
Right bending lumbar
Raise left shoulder
Lower right shoulder
Sticky hands
Space x4
Lower left shoulder
Raise right shoulder
Contract elbows
Space x1
Contract wrists
Unstick hands
P

Rips off both of ukes arms at the pecs, then breaks Uke's left arm more, breaks your right arm, and you throw Uke's left pec in the sky.

Limp round about decap

Contract right pecs
Raise right shoulders
Left Rotating chest
Hold right hip, right glute, both knees, and both ankles
Extend left glute
Sticky right hand
Space x2
Extend abs, and left hips
Space x1
Lower right shoulders
Extend right elbow and right wrist
Contract left hip
Contract abs
Space x3
Contract left knee
Space x3

Smacks off Uke's head


Replies appreciated... please
Edit: Added hold all to some =P

Nice moves. ^.^

made two variations to your bizarre hip-kick. :o
first decaps and bashes head, second rips

So my friend pointed out Torso kick didn't work right... so yeah, I've now edited most of them to work.

i think i... i think im going to cry. These are so................................................ ...............................................Awe some, i'm crying tears of Joy triggerhappy headbang love cowboy keep up the general being godlikeness and have an amazing life. o btw, i got 338815 points for the torso kick variation.

Nice compilation!
I should do that too... ;)