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[lolquote] He put clamps on my nipples and a ball gag in my mouth [/lolquote]

I think that explains his reasons for doing such a thing, he crayzee!
[19:39] <Birdflu> I'm just sad that I can't give myself one
[19:39] <Birdflu> I'd have a great time
Oh my god. Why did I read that? (pointless question of course)
I'm going to have nightmares.
Holy fuck i read the second one.

Thanks you just made me afraid of all women.

Fuck this thread, this thread is just too damn creepy.
When I see you, my heart goes DOKI⑨DOKI
Fish: "Gorman has been chosen for admin. After a lengthy discussion we've all decided that Gorman is the best choice for the next admin."
Originally Posted by Gorman View Post
Thanks you just made me afraid of all women.

Considering that, perhaps the typical internet virgin may yet live longer than his contemporaries.
"Call yourself alive? I promise you you'll be deafened by dust falling on the furniture,
you'll feel your eyebrows turning to two gashes, and your shoulder blades will ache for want of wings."
Why are you browsing
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on a eunuch site to begin with, veb? :P