If Billy's family acts now, they can get a cemetery plot for only $99.99.
And that's not all. If they call within the next 24 hours, they will also receive a tombstone absolutely FREE!
I haven't laughed this hard in a long... LONG time.
This is the Emergency Alert System. All normal programming has been discontinued during this emergency.
The reason Farrah, Michael, and Billy have all died within three days of each other is because they were all prominent members of the World Justice Corp., dedicated to secretly working for global liberation from the forces of evil and corruption Obviously, a rogue assassin is waging an invisible war against the WJC. Are you a bad enough dude to save the world?