PARTICIPANTS:
DID NOT FINISH:
1. JUMP INTO THE AIR AND LAND ON YOUR HANDS, ONCE YOU LEAVE THE GROUND YOU CANNOT TOUCH THE FLOOR WITH ANYTHING BUT YOUR HANDS. THE TASK IS COMPLETED WHEN BOTH YOUR HANDS MAKE CONTACT WITH THE FLOOR!
2. DECAPITATE UKE WITH YOUR RIGHT FOOT!
3. DISMEMBER YOUR LEFT KNEE IN WHICHEVER FASHION YOU LIKE, BUT ONLY YOUR KNEE CAN DISMEMBER!
4. GRAB YOUR DISMEMBERED LEG, AND SPLIT UKE IN HALF WITH YOUR LEFT FOOT. ONLY YOUR FOOT CAN DISMEMBER UKE'S CHEST!
(YOU MUST BREAK: THE CHEST, LUMBAR, OR ABS)
5. DISMEMBER YOUR LEFT ANKLE. ONLY YOUR LEFT ANKLE CAN DISMEMBER!
6. GRAB YOUR LEFT SHIN AND THROW IT AT UKE'S HEAD. TASK IS COMPLETE WHEN THE SHIN MAKES CONTACT WITH THE HEAD!
7. GRAB YOUR LEFT FOOT AND THROW IT AT UKE'S RIGHT PEC, UKE'S RIGHT PEC MUST DISMEMBER TO COMPLETE THE TASK!
Dismember your left ankle. Only your left ankle can dismember.
Mainly because I spend a night or two during the weekend at my dads, so I can't check the replays people send to make sure they're legit and give a correct time, and if I don't give everyone their times they can't edit their replay.
Checking the replays now, will edit post when done.
Edit: Updated, check the OP for your time.