Share your favourite joke/prank/whatever here.
Please refrain from posting if you're under 13 because chances are nobody will think it's funny.

Example: Everyone's name sounds funnier if their middle name is Patrick.

Ok so here is one.
Yo MOMA is so big that her polo t-shirt has a real horse on it ;)


And racist jokes allowed?

you know what I like in a girl? my dick

Obviously not.

your mum's so fat i rolled over 3 times and i was STILL on top of her

Here's one.


The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Jingles, no. Just no.

I have a joke, but it involves Asians. If I put it in a spoiler and warn people about it, can I still post it?

No, keep it clean.

ur moms so discusting i asked her whats for luch she opend her legs and said crabs ;p lol
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and we need new monetors there banning for nothing no offence monetors are corrupted

thats nasty as shit.
Can you not read? I mean fee said multiple times keep it clean.