Toribash
Original Post
IM QUITTING giving away 140k+
okay so i decided i dont like the game anymore and i have 140k plus items so whoever can guess the champion that i have 650k mastery on and how i build him , gets everything

requirements

champion+build

+ a funny joke or comment . must have funny joke or comment to enter. doesnt have to be funny to me , atleast have it be funny to you.


EXAMPLE ENTRY

Ahri-AP
why did the chicken cross the road?

EXAMPLE ENTRY 2

Ahri-AP
give to me, i got boobies and cookies (shoutout to the dude who pmed me)

GOODLUCK

if nobody guesses right in 3 days, the funniest comment wins

u can guess multiple times but only one champion guess per comment
Last edited by ImYou; Apr 26, 2016 at 01:14 AM.
I Like Drugs
Lee Sin Full AD

A guy walks into a bar and orders h2O. His friend others h2O too.


His friend died.
lol u guys are funny but nope not yet, by the way HERES A HINT. this champ is rarely played in that place.
I Like Drugs
Katrina

Joke:
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a dog ?

A dead dog with a 12-inch asshole.
Amumu AP/CDR

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beer and a.......... packet of peanuts."
The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?"
Taric

joke: Did you blow bubbles as a kid?

Well, he's back in town and wants to see you again.
Yorick, anywhere, full AP
Joke: How many no scopes have you ever scoped in on?
None, i've never hit a no scope.
-----
Poppy, Jungle, Tank/Bruiser.
Joke:
Dave: "Hey Phil"
Phil :"Yea Dave?"
Dave: "Did you know that o'clock means Oral Sex Clock?"
Phil: "It does?"
Dave: "No you retard, I can't belive you fell for that. You might as well learn how to tie a noose."
Phil: "Oh... if you say so Dave"
Phil was never seen again.
Last edited by Seth; Apr 26, 2016 at 01:41 AM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
The Future is Bulletproof
"How r people still in jail? Just make alts lol" -Wizard
Originally Posted by Seth93z View Post
Yorick, anywhere, full AP
Joke: How many no scopes have you ever scoped in on?
None, i've never hit a no scope.
-----
Joke:
Dave: "Hey Phil"
Phil :"Yea Dave?"
Dave: "Did you know that o'clock means Oral Sex Clock?"
Phil: "It does?"
Dave: "No you retard, I can't belive you fell for that. You might as well learn how to tie a noose."
Phil: "Oh... if you say so Dave"
Phil was never seen again.

That's two legends per post. Don't think the bottom one counts.

My guess is Poppy, Jungle, Tank/Bruiser.


Want to hear a dirty joke

Mud.