Everyone knows that penises were made in japan and just like how they read from right to left the right ball is usually sucked first and most of the time the only one sucked, leaving the left nut still full off piss meaning people would ask for their left nut to be sucked as a request more often, because the right one is usually empty due to mandatory sucking that takes place every Tuesday nights with new moons.
Wtf did I just read
