I am Gyrator. </obviousness>
I have been playing Toribash offline for 3 days on recommendation from a friend. I decided to make an account and try out the multiplayer aspect; I have disconnected in the middle of both attempted games due to connection timeouts and I am considering it an omen. At least for now...

Oh, and I uhh... Well, I have the soul of a grue.

Hey Gyrator.
Welcome to the forums. Sorry to hear that your multiplayer experiences haven't been as good as they should have. Anyway, if you have any questions, feel free to ask me or post them in Beginner Sanctuary.
Have fun. ;)