A .45 into the cooter

bang, BANG!

Buy her some sparkling stuff that looks like it cost the world, but didn't.

Plan B: Get in a restaurant, make srs face, look straight into her eyes and hit on the table with your fist, say that you want her.

Find someone else to bang you horny wuss.

go to the corner and masturbate, looser.

Or you could -- and I know these seems even more insane than all these other suggestions, but just bare with me a moment -- stop reinforcing the already preconceived notion that all men are ignorant assholes whose genitalia have more say in our actions than our heart and mind, and ask her on a date or two telling her you really fancy her.

I know, I know, I know - it's crazy.

sid, you never surprise me.


xD what i said.


WOOOOOOOW.


ON CRACK? NO WAY, YOU CAN'T REMEMBER SHIT.

Spend some time with her, like more than usual. Then invite her to a party you're gonna go to, and don't get her drunk, but have a good time. If you see other couples go to do stuff, go join em. It's what I do. Good luck, War.

this is the best option do this mate trust me im a pro ,)

ring her say u want to rent a movie and watch it at my house ?
see says yes hopfully

war: here take a seat want some wine?
girl: yeah sure ty
war: *puts the movie on*
girl: ohhh looks good
war: gives more wine
war: yawwwns and holds her hand
girl : *smiles*
war : slowly bring her hand to chest or leg and give a hug and slowly kiss
war/girl: has a long nice hug *naked*
note : if she is just a friend u myte get a slap D:

take a picture of her put it on a paper bag find somone else to screw and while doing it put the bag on her head :L Wolah

IMHO? probably quite effective, though i doubt thats what hes looking for :P

Remember, rape is still an option, considering nearly everyone says "get drunk" or "you cant".

lol if u want actually decent advice here it is:
get away from your computer, spend lots of time with her, (if u really like her for who she is then) tell her you like her... a lot and all and see how she reacts, if its positive just see how things roll and take it slow. so DONT go like i wana fuck u so bad take of ya pants bitch.
sex for a girl is something special so respect that and make it something memorable for her. not something she looks back at thinking "i shouldnt have done that"
ehhmmm really just start off with a few simple things like just "accedently" bruching your hand against her boob, then just say sorry and laugh about it.
build such things up slowly, i repeat SLOWLY! itll take some time to get the desired effect but beleve me its worth it.
so good luck with that

if you wanted a non serious awnser then well to bad im more level headed than that guys...

oh and i dunno your and her age ut if ur both like 13 or 14 u can give it a try but ill give it a lesser chance of succeeding

oh and one more note for you guys out there, girls are talking about sex to. they just dont start f***ing around when they get the chance. to guys virginity is no big deal when it comes to loosing it.it is for girls so keep that in mind and respect it.

if u do so ull be just fine ^^