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Chuck Norris Jokes
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Jesus Christ. I deleted most of the jokes, post one or two, not 9001. ~KiTFoX
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Jesus walked on water, and Moses parted water, but Chuck Norris can punch water and make it bleed.
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Chuck Norris once got into a fight with a one-armed ninja, and he thought to himself how unfair of a match it would be.

So, he proceeded to rip both of his arms and one leg off, then roundhouse kicked the ninja in the face with his one good leg, breaking the ninja's neck instantly.

He then sewed his limbs back on using nothing but some rusty tent spikes and some piano wire.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.


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3. Jesus can walk on water but CN can swim through land.

2. If you and CN both have $5... he has more money then you.

1. Little children wears superman PJs, superman wears CN PJs
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I made a thread about Chuck Norris, but got banned and deleted the thread.

1st rule about Chuck Norris: never talk about Chuck Norris.
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Originally Posted by Pikarus View Post
Chuck Norris once got into a fight with a one-armed ninja, and he thought to himself how unfair of a match it would be.

So, he proceeded to rip both of his arms and one leg off, then roundhouse kicked the ninja in the face with his one good leg, breaking the ninja's neck instantly.

He then sewed his limbs back on using nothing but some rusty tent spikes and some piano wire.

it would still be unfair
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Originally Posted by DejaVu View Post
I made a thread about Chuck Norris, but got banned and deleted the thread.

1st rule about Chuck Norris: never talk about Chuck Norris.

second rule: never talk about never talking about CN

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Originally Posted by grumpyman2
god, not this crap again.

The first rule of Chuck Norris is don't talk about Chuck Norris.

Originally Posted by DejaVu View Post
I made a thread about Chuck Norris, but got banned and deleted the thread.

1st rule about Chuck Norris: never talk about Chuck Norris.

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