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Originally Posted by syzy View Post
shook will you take me as your own and marry me

Get away from MY øl buddy.
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Shook, what is your first name?

Where you live?

What's your social security number?

Zipcode?

Favorite Italian Food?

"Dear reader, I hope this email finds you before I do."
nahh fam he's mine

I'm shemale
I give good kneejobs
I can cook bugs

soo wanna fuck?

>and im 89
nah i'm not turned on by old people
Originally Posted by WeooWeoo View Post
Shook, what is your first name?
søren

Where you live?
earth

What's your social security number?
penis :DDDD

Zipcode?
it's an area-specific numeric code to designate where in the country you live

Favorite Italian Food?
spaghetti carbonara

boop
Originally Posted by RAWWRH View Post
Get away from MY øl buddy.

but i don't even like øl :U
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various places to find me lol
Probably the coolest name I've ever heard. Søren sounds sick.

"Dear reader, I hope this email finds you before I do."

Heres a wip of your lizard :D

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Be more straightforward with your uplifting messages or I'll fucking skin you alive.
Ooo, this could be cool. Green seems like an unusual choice of colour for chainmail, though. :v
Originally Posted by WeooWeoo View Post
Probably the coolest name I've ever heard. Søren sounds sick.

Hue, only if you pronounce it wrongly. Nothing sounds cool with proper danish pronunciation, and it only gets more comical if you factor in all the dialects, which vary astoundingly much for such a small country. :U
Originally Posted by syzy View Post
i lied im 3 take me now pls

fuck no i hate babies

also refer to the Three Criteria(tm) and notice that being of legal age is important
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various places to find me lol
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