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Old Jul 28, 2016   #21
liaxo
 
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The lack of recipes in this thread is highly disturbing. Post yours, you wing-less moderator of our board scum you, and turn up the heat in this bikkje.
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Old Jul 28, 2016   #22
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Look I'm homeless and searching for like a shady tree to sleep under; so you guys will have to wait for me.
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Old Jul 28, 2016   #23
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Just letting you know I'd have 2-3 recipes in this thread but apparently I'm not cool enough to be selected for the competition
FIRED UP
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Old Jul 28, 2016   #24
liaxo
 
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Soon, my sweetheart.

Also, that's harsh, rainbow. Hope you find your tree.
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Old Jul 28, 2016   #25
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Trees are nice
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Old Jul 28, 2016   #26
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if you make a recipe thats 2 times better than all of the competitor's recipes then everybody loses.
Whabb owo
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Old Jul 29, 2016   #27
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Moop what do you think about the Syrian cuisine? I think I'll use that in my sandwich.
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oh and I'm in a hotel room for now. after that I'll be a guest in my aunt's house until we move to our new apartment.
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no trees needed thank god
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Originally Posted by Hush View Post
Just letting you know I'd have 2-3 recipes in this thread but apparently I'm not cool enough to be selected for the competition

Hush you're not cool sry.

LOL

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Old Jul 30, 2016   #28
liaxo
 
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Originally Posted by rainboweye View Post
Hush you're not cool sry

I disrespectfully disagree. What's with the recent meanness, babb?

Post your recipe, hushmeister; set a standard for the current cardinal candidates.
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Wait, not cardinal, just up for a baptism.
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Old Jul 30, 2016   #29
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No I was just joking. I never mean to be mean. Whenever you feel like I'm being mean, know that it was a joke put wrongly.
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Old Aug 1, 2016   #30
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Bacon Ranch Chicken Sandwich

AIGHT

this is your good shit fam
get ready for this sandwich man
recipe so good like goddamn

so first up youll need your bread, preferably white
you'll also need some ingredients cause this shit aint light

get out your chicken and bacon because heres where its technical
these are what will make your sandwich yummy and delectable

it shouldnt be too much, but just around a pound
you might even have leftovers, how does that sound?

take your chicken, make sure you tenderize your meat
without doing so it'll be a little tough to eat

rub that shit with olive oil, if youd like to
its not necessary, but its a good choice too

i recommend you rub some salt and pepper with it
it might taste bland, without the seasoning it aint lit

Take your olive oil, and get that shit ready
Pour some in a pan on medium heat, now heres where you gotta get steady

cook the chicken breasts until theyre cooked on the outline
when theyre getting opaque on the edges is when its a good sign

flip that shit, and cover the pan for another ten minutes
after thats over they should reach near their limits

turn the stove off, let them sit for three hundred seconds
dont cut them beforehand, lets not get too reckless

during this session, get another pan and make sure its cold
not like super cold, just dont heat it like youre told

put your bacon on the pan
now listen here's the plan
cook that shit on low, no need to reach the high-land

soon the fat is gonna come off
dont mind it dude its natural, its good for it to be aloft

when the bacon starts to curl, flatten that shit with a tong
turn them on their sides, i promise it wont take too long

keep doing so until you see it browning
that shit its your judgement, so dont start pouting

pour out your grease, make sure youre a good maintainer
turn the burner off and pour it into a safe container

take the bacon out, unless you dont like it loose and flappy
just know when its cooling, itll get stiffer, and you might not be happy

let them drain on a paper towel, dont want to get it on your countertops
dont let it drip either or you'll be using mops

cut your chicken in pieces, and make sure you do it carefully
put them on the same plate with the bacon, make sure you do it dutifully

start lightly toastin the bread, but dont get too dicey
we just wanna make where its gonna brown nicely

put your chicken chicken on the bottom one,
get your lettuce, and tomato son
put your ingredients on it in that order, but dont stop, cause we aint done

lift your top piece, put your drained bacon on the tomato
you can weave it if youd like, but make remember to be healthy bro

get some ranch and pour that shit on the bacon smoothly
dont make it messy, dont wanna do it crudely

those are the essentials, but here's some additions
put some onion and BBQ on that, to me its delicious

some people put cheese on it, but to me its too cheesy
maybe just a sprinkle if youre feeling that easy

uh, and thats it, its the Bacon Ranch Chicken Sandwich
you mightve had it before,
my dad would make it for me, in the distant days,
in the days yore

yeah sure, its served in your local restaurant
call it unoriginal, say what you want
i wont be salty, and i right now i'll be blunt
its meant to be nonchalant

i dont mean to taunt ya
dont mean to daunt ya
cmon bois this is sad, brah
start makin your shit like i did this rap: raw

*drops mic*
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tsu tsu cuckoo
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