I propose the alternative solution of not helping people with extraordinarily little patience. :|
Maybe we should put "IF YOU WANT HELP IN #SUPPORT, STAY CONNECTED FOR AT LEAST 5 MINUTES AFTER IMMEDIATELY ASKING YOUR QUESTION
DO NOT ASK FOR A SUPER MODERATOR OR ADMINISTRATOR. IF ONE IS NEEDED TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM, ONE WILL BE SUMMONED FOR YOU." on the #support webchat page.
A dueler is only a good as his finest lift.