President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader!

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
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If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee
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Over 1,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.
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In France, it is legal to marry a dead person!

^the strangest^
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch procejt at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosnt mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter
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As a teenager, Obama took drugs including marijuana and cocaine..........

Guess I was wrong. I was gonna say 8 years at the start but didn't know it that was correct so I looked it up

When a person cries and the first tear comes from the right eye, it's happiness, when from the left, it's pain.

You never see a Mcdonalds being built, they just appear.

A cell phone contains more bacteria than a toilet seat.

In the northern hemisphere toilets flush water to the right, and in the southern they flush to the left.

Hitler had one nut, no lies

False, I have seen a Mcdonalds being built before.

Lol, I hope you didn't take it seriously.

But it's true they just appear there and you don't even notice it D:

Maybe you don't notice it if you're a shut in, who's constantly on the computer with his windows and doors bolted, only leaving his cave to make himself fatter; when presto! A wild McDonalds appears.

The best i've seen is a McDonalds being renovated to match some sort of new look they had going around the country.

And yet they still served people.

Fact: It is possible to fracture the penis, even though it is not really a bone.

Well, this is turning a "hey, check this google'd stuff" "hey, that's not true, I did that once" thread.

Closing this for the sake of evading wibblish stuff.