Toribash
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Drunky!



Are you bored of events without a decent story behind them?
Do you want an event based on semi-true things?
Do you want to laugh at Sparky and embrace stereotypes about Australia?
If you answered yes to any of those questions: join us and see the glorious adventures of a drunken Australian boy on his quest to get home.
If you didn't answer with yes, join anyway you lazy git.


This event will have 5 rounds featuring singleplayer, multiplayer versus, and multiplayer coop, and only one of you will make it home, so better be prepared.


No Alts
No Replay stealing
No messing with Game rules

Sparky is a shitter but he aint a cheater!







Of course an event praising the abuse of alcohol like this one needs fitting prizes! So check this out:

1st: 10 ST 100.000 TC + Blood Vodka
2nd: 5 ST and 50.000 TC + Beer Hat
Bonus Prize: Out of everyone that legit participated and got eliminated 3 random people will receive xxxxxxx (Not released yet fuckers!)
[Signing up and then being inactive is not participating]
Also the best part: bragging rights, because lets face it we all just participate to rub it at people!









2 Random ES that probably hate you and are toally biased every round, your King Reta (eat a banana ffs) and the one and only SparkyTheTwinkerBoi!




The deadline for every round will be just 1 week so we get this over with as fast as sparky when he is fapping!
Except for the first round, that one will be 2 weeks long because posting your entry equals the sign up, and you need time to make up your mind because you cant just have fun... cunt.
So for every idiot thats either lazy or cant get that properly:
Post your first entry before April 10th


YOU CAN FIND THE SECOND TASK WITH THE MOD NEEDED HERE:http://forum.toribash.com/showpost.p...9&postcount=88
Last edited by Reta; Apr 30, 2017 at 09:38 AM. Reason: nazid
well i mean i fight like im drunk anyway and i havent played in a month or two so i should be perfect at this sign me up


the alchohololol gave me teh super violent australian magics of booze bending
Attached Files
The Drunken Wizard Strikes.rpl (97.0 KB, 29 views)
Last edited by msfacefur; Mar 26, 2017 at 10:11 PM.
"Those stripes, that tail, that wiggle, wiggle, wiggle."
hahaha,that rpl name made me laugh.

good replays,guys.competition surely is gonna be tough!(and drunken lol).
"I am the White Void, I am the Cold Steel, I am the Just Sword! I am Hakumen, the end has come!!"
siGN mE uP !!
ancient Moderated Message:
you've had the previous signature since 2019, i wonder how long it'll take you to notice this
i',m too drunkl to evn fuckikgng fight... did i hit him?>. what did I throw.. oh it was my arm.... fuck it

ZzzzzZzzzzzzz

"disqualified from event"


too drunk to even compete
Attached Files
0drunkedit2.rpl (549.0 KB, 13 views)
0barfight3.rpl (702.7 KB, 17 views)
Last edited by tertywerty; Mar 27, 2017 at 06:33 AM.

[Evil] is recruiting!

<DesiTwist> terty plays tb with the ghost turned off, uke turned off and uses that mouse with the ball in it