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Originally Posted by Nearly
Help me im in Korean brison
alright here is a clear plan on how to escape
everyday for 7 days hail to the great lord Kim jong un
be sure to do this infront of the guards
next time you go to brush your teeth, distract the guards and grab a toothbrush for yourself
quietly fashion a shiv out of the toothbrush
wait 7 days, act like an exemplary member of the prison ecosystem
after the 7th day ends, commit sudoku, infront of the guards
since you were beloved by many you will have a small paid by your family funeral.
make sure that your will includes that you want to be put only a few inches underground
after everyone leaves, reveal to the camera youwere bringing with you the whole time that you infact faked your own death
open of your casket
be a free man
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