Dammit!!!! My idea!!!

I was sleeping

my goat is the best because he is out Free in the wild eating all the grass and pooping on everything he wants to he may not look the best but he damn shure is special in his own way and he is happy with the way he looks cause he cares nothing of what any one thinks and the other goats make fun of him for the way he looks wich made him feel sad so he moved and now he is free from all the bully goats and that is what makes him the Greatest of all time ^^

my goat is the bestest goat because he shoots lightning from his eyes, has tiny murderspears for a goatee, has BICEPS ON HIS FUCKING LEGS, FARTS KAMEHAMEHAS FOR PROPULSION and CAN CAUSE RIPPLES IN THE FABRIC OF REALITY BY FLAILING HIS LUSCIOUS LIPS

also his name is никита

In days its a normal goat but in nights it put its best adidas jumpsuit on and disappears into the wild russian nightlife

Rip, my computer died

here is my goat.
His name is владимир.

At a young age during world war 1. владимир was kicked out of his house and had to escape from the police.
As he was running he ran into a pole and started hallucinating, one of those halucinations was the mighty demon goat.
Here he is

Sup товарищ,
I came here to tell you the story about supah goat.

He comes from another planet and helps everyone: be it goat or no goat. He fights crime and his only weakness is трава as it will drain his power.

However in the pic however you can CLEARLY see he is undercover as he is wearing a tie.

SO DANGEROUS YET SO CLASSY

So once upon a time, there was a goat named Scarlet. Her parents loved her even though he was skinny и had freakish legs. она was one of a kind. One day она saw a snake. она loved snakes. она then wanted to become one by eating nothing for 3 whole weeks. And now she looks like this:

она deeply regrets her life choices. Please help her.

I think she is the best goat in the world.... She once saved me from falling off a mountain. I thanked her and caught her with a pokeball... wait what
After this experience she invited me to her house to have tea and catch fireflies, we had a lot of fun. After a while, she started to feel tired, and i knew it was time to go... But she said "lemme see a couple of things in Toribash forum first" and i was like "bitch you play toribash lolo" and she was like "ye bitch i'm 9th Dan degree lololo"

And since that day we are best friends.

Я голоден

Wonston Goot wonder why he get mention in thread

Wonston neck is too long

Wonston realize he doesn't belong

WONSTON PAIN ENTIRELY IN LEG

Wonston leg pain very physical

Wonston stay cheerful in dark world

Wonston сука блять

Wonston sad