ES Recruitment Drive
the thing that jumps out of the bag says "to get a key you have to catch me"
FUCKING MAGNETS EVERYWHERE IN THIS BITCH
You can only control the character, not the enviroment.
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The main character spontaneously combusts
[19:39] <Birdflu> I'm just sad that I can't give myself one
[19:39] <Birdflu> I'd have a great time
Join the key bag and the hilt to make a key-bag-sword!
Just trying to bring this back to life.
dude what the hell happened to story time?

heres another suggestion: the thing jumps out of the bag and you try to destroy it
FUCKING MAGNETS EVERYWHERE IN THIS BITCH
the main character combusted.


i enter the match and become the new main character, and since i am a god, if i combust or die or disappear, i can always come back, even if it is written i cant.



i kick the thing with my foot, which is attached to my ankle, which is not attached to my knee, but my shin, which is, also, not attached to my knee, but is being held in my hand. um my left hand. my right hand is busy, i will leave that to the next poster to describe.
SuicideDo, the Brewtal Drunken Immortal.