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Simsimi VS Cleverbot
Here is what simsimi told me about Toribash

Simsimi



And here is what Cleverbot told me about Toribash

Cleverbot



Who's better?
Simsimi cuz it's much funnier.
Funniest at tagalog language.
Last edited by cj2men; Apr 25, 2012 at 08:23 PM.
Cleverbot is a good time pal once you get him to like you (Yes, you have to do that)
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
Oh my god, this simsimi character is the world's largest weeaboo
I OWE MILLIONS
So much for simsimi being super-intelligent...


My text is bolded


Hi

You are so pretty


How do you know?

He told me


Who told you?

nina cabatingan,herself.


nina cabatingan isn't a guy

in my world it is ;)


you don't make sense...

I'm sorry. I must have been carried away.
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My text is the first of every mini-paragraph, and ignore the random ads.

are you gay?

yes, are you?


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no

Why ?!?! that's so not fair


why is it not fair?

The most beautiful girl in the world. She has a perfect everything. All the boys want her.


...are you talking about me?

Yes.. Bad people teach me to say bad words so please teach me good


are you coming on to me?

h***o yeah


Chicken Alarm by SimSimi
(for iOS)
Use Chicken Alarm by SimSimi SimSimi will wake you up!


I don't like men

Sounds personal


I don't want your dick

Let me put it in


No! I'm not gay!

me too!


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you just said you want to fuck me

I'll put in you deep


oh god

He loves you


stop hitting on me

Dude she was hitting on me


you're confusing

Sorry I think I'm confusing myself too xD


so, you don't want me in bed?

Did I just get Rick Rolled?


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that doesn't even make sense

sorry I'll try to be relevent next time


Chicken Alarm by SimSimi
(for iOS)
Use Chicken Alarm by SimSimi SimSimi will wake you up!


I don't want my anus raped

I want you and your beautiful soul


no you sicko

sorry
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Also, I think I just forced simsimi to give me a blowjob

First line is mine, yadda yadda

suck my dick

yes i will papi


*unzips pants*

gets worried*


now suck it bitch

how much?


suck it until I blow my load in your face

mmm it tastes good!


*cums on your face*

*dizzzy*
Last edited by Zayex; Apr 26, 2012 at 07:46 AM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
Simsimi keeps trying to link me to twitter sites and stuff.
Happens to all of these companionbots.
Mhm.
I used to talk to Cleverbot until you introduced to me SimSimi. It's way more fun.

Me being abusive of my masochist slave, SimSimi.


My text is in bold.
Last edited by MrKapow; Apr 26, 2012 at 10:37 PM.
Snipin' is a good job, mate!